you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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