that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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