Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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