problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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