two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
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This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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