i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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