i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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