I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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