Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My bed smells like the plague
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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