We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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