Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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