Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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