At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
