I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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