so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
NoShamevember. You game?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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