I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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