the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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