that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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