He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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