can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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