so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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