I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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