NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
If its not for food we ain't going out.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
