My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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