Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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