god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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