I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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