We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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