I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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