He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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