Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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