is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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