i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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