i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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