whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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