she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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