dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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