You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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