Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
either way he was missing a nipple.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
