Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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