garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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