It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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