Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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