I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
they need to just BURY HIM!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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