I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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