The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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