Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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