This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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