It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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