what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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