HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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