dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You are a genius and a whore.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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