We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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