Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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