Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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