Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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