I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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